I have wanted this ever since I hit puberty and grew strange pointy breasts. I gained weight, birthed and breastfed two children, gained some more weight, and now with the hope of a beautiful new set of breasts, I've shed it all. I'm so ready for this. What I have now is something akin to two socks nailed to a wall. They are pendulous, inconvenient, ugly, empty sacks of skin. I consulted twice...